Malibu Caribbean Cosmo

The very first observation of the Malibu Caribbean Cosmo is that it needs a giant straw.  The packaging makes it look like a giant Capri Sun.  (Despite having a tap at the bottom of the bag)  In fact, we believe this product makes Capri Sun a transition vehicle to being an alcoholic.  DRINK UP KIDDIES!



Malibu Rum makes three flavors of their ready to serve cocktails.  Rum Punch, Mojito and Caribbean Cosmo.  The cosmo is "a blend of Malibu Coconut, Lime, Orange and Cranberry.  The 1.75 liter bag claims there is ten six ounce cocktails in it.  We think it holds just one.  

ABV: 15%

COLOR:  PINK

AROMA: Tropicana Suntan Lotion

Definitely sweet and fruity.  Something I expect a Sassy Gay Friend to drink.  Almost too sweet so we definitely suggest drinking it on ice.  "I can tell right now Lisa is going to get drunk off her ass on this stuff!"  That about says it all.  Buy this one for your date (especially if they are female or gay).

We suggest  throwing it in a blender with ice to make a cosmo smoothie and topping it with a rum floater..  It would pair nicely with some Jamaican Jerk Chicken or any spicy food.

OUR RATING: 3.0

YOUR DRUNK DATE'S RATING: 4.OH!